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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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orange is the new black meme: four episodes
»  ”Lesbian request denied” [2/4]

May 7th 2011 vs May 7th 2012.

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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frekkly:

babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

this was my favorite part of the whole show

jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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