just keep swimming

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
exp3ctopatr0num:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 



Omgggg

exp3ctopatr0num:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

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Omgggg

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.